- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar.... Animal control is swiftly called and the duck is relocated to a nearby park.

Ask me if I am a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

Where do black jews go? The back of the oven

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Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

A grandmother in her late seventies is walking to the grocery store. Then out of nowhere,she stats getting pelted by bananas. One hits her hard on the head,and she dies.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Why did the the chicken cross the road? Escape.

Why can't Helen Keller hear or talk straight? Because she's dead

How do you blindfold and Asian? By using a sturdy bandanna, cloth, any other object to avert ones view.

What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

I'm so hot my father calls me son.

Which side of a chicken has more feathers? The outside.

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