look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

Get in the Batmobile.

whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he was dead.

How could problems have been avoided in the old west? Bigger towns

I think people who go to see a psychiatrist need their head examining.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

What do you a call a guy on steroids? A Body Builder

How do you scare a blonde woman? Tie her up and mutilate her family while she watches.

What did the sting ray say to steve irwin? It doesn't matter , steve irwin is dead, dead as a doormat.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Why does it matter, they can't chuck wood in the first place.

a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

Why was the ghost boy sad? He was attending his own funeral.

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Half the holocaust

what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

An Asian walks out of the library.

How do you do you cure cancer? Very carefully.

A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

A child rides by his mother on his bicycle and says "Look Mom, no hands!" The child doesn't come back, and night falls but he has yet to come home. His mother calls the police and a search begins 2 days later. He is never found is presumed dead.

You're Adopted.

Q: What did the nomad get for christmas? A: Most likely nothing because he lives in the middle of nowhere where no stores exist. If anything, he got a sandstorm.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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