this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

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what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

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What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack addiction. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And is then a homeless broke man who does not even have 4 quarters to his name.

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what do you get when you cross do you get when you cross a banana and a monkey? one happy monkey

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Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

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My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

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What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

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Womens rights.

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why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

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What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

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John: Hey Bill, ORANGE you in the mood to go to a Phillies game? Bill: Yes! So let's make like a banana and raise our potassium levels drastically and leave right away to beat the rush hour traffic.

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who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

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Yo daddy!

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Snarf Nuggets

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Spotto

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A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

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what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

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Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

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Oh no! My life is ruined!

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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