I was born.

Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

Why did the woman not make her husband a sandwich? Because he died in 9/11

What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

1. Whats the difference between an orange? 2. Finish your sentence asshole.

What do you call a shattered lightbulb? A hazard that should be taken very seriously.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

Why didn't the cheese buy a house plant? Cheese is nonliving and therefore cannot earn money, thus preventing cheese from buying houseplants.

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Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

Your Mom's sooo fat that when she jumps into a pool her splash attack does damage :P

What do Gay horses eat? Cheese.

A duck walks into a bar. He sees Khloe Kardashian sitting on a barstool. The duck runs out of the bar screaming.

What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy? You're skinny

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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Dear emma brown i would appreciate if i could have my dick back, the you squeezed of wwith you ass cheeck -jackson edwards

Why did the black person got to Wal-mart? Wal-mart has relatively low prices

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing. He's been dead for over three years.

What did the homosexual find when he proceeded to his mailbox? His mail.

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

Saying "MY MOM" everyone time ur asked a question

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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