I was walking through the woods the other day when I heard a rustle in the bushes... So I went over and said, "Russell, What are you doing in the bushes?"

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There are four dead people on a boat. They commit suicide. Why did they commit suicide. To get to the other side!

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The Braves win the N.L. east

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Anthony Dephillips is handsome

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Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

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when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

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Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

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What do you call Americas first black president? A change.

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Where did the moon get its degree? Unfortunately, they haven't installed any colleges for planetary satellites yet.

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Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

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a potato flew around my room

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What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

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What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

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What do you call a black man that robs a bank? A bank robber

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A women president

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A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

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bitches be crafty.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was Friday night (or Halloween or St. Patty's Day) and the chicken was at a party. He got totally drunk, and then got the bright idea that it would be okay to drive home. On a rural two-lane highway, his vehicle careened into the oncoming traffic lane, and then the ditch, thus crossing the road. Fortunately, he walked away with only a few scratches. However, he was cited for wreckless driving, and got a DUI as well.

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Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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Why was the white man rich and the black man poor? Because when the white man was 11 and he didn't have a job because 11 year olds don't get hired, because its not legal, he use to pick up pennies. And when the black man was 11 he got a job mowing lawns and ended up being a lawyer graduate and spent the rest of his life paying off his school loan. The white man lived in the 70's and the black man lived in he twentieth century.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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