Why didn't the boy get his sister a birthday present? Because it wasn't her birthday.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to ask his wife not to leave her clothing around the house.

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Why did the mathematician cross the road? To get his mail.

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A man and a dog were sitting on a hill, the dog says to the man "Nice weather we are having today isn't it?" The man then goes insane because dogs can't talk, then later commits suicide from depression caused by his wife leaving him.

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Roses are red-ish Violets are blue-ish If it weren't for Jesus we'd all be jewish

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Womens rights.

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

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Violets are red. Roses are blue. I am drunk, and i'm about to spew.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because I can tell by your accent.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

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Why did Doctor Who visit Ancient Greece? Because has a time machine and has that ability

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Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Tulips are red. My garden is on fire.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you came 'cause GameGrumps Fuck you.

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What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

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What do you call a baby in a blender? The newest Doritos dip.

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roses are red violets are blue i ate a peanut lets go have sex

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A fossil.

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Roses are red Kittens are fluffy This doesn't rhyme Cupcake

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Whats the best ab workout? Solly Twist

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nba live 13

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

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why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

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