An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

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What do the holocaust and 9/11 have in common? They were both terrible tragedies that people will look back upon in sadness for years.

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What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

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A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

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"My foot is killing me" "no, actually it's that noose around your neck"

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What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

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I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

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A black man in a country bar.

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Hey I had a wet and dirty dream about you last night. Really? What happened? You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. .......

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Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

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Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

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What sauce do chicken's hate? Bone suckin' sauce

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

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what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Ze Gestapo!

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Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

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What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

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WHat did REAAAALLLY Jesus say when, walking on, wat, er?, Will somebody please get me of this floating piece of ice? Please? Stop screaming HALLELUJAH! People: HALLELUJAH!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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