why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

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Knoc nock whos dere ronnie turiaf...... Ronnie turiaf who Dennis rodman

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Why couldn't the man walk? Because his leg is broken.

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Thomas the Tank Engine could see Express up ahead on the tracks! His driver shut off steam and applied his brakes. Ahead of him Gordon groaned "Ohhhhh stop your train! Stop your train! His driver and fireman jumped out quickly. Thomas tried his very hardest and eventually found himself slowing down. But there wasn't enough time and Thomas smashed right into the express. Seven people were killed and Thomas himself was smashed to pieces.

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Worst joke ever

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As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

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what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

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How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

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What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

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Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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It burns when I pee sometimes.

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knock knock whos there jew jew who JEW YOU

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one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

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A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

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what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

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What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

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How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation. John was never the same.

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whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

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Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

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Homosexuals are gay.

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A man walked into a Persian dentist office. After a few hours he leaves the office with his mouth feeling much better because the oral-surgery went exeptionally well.

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