Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

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Wade's the father

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A black man walks into a Ku Klux Klan meeting.

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Four rats are smoking in an alley. One rat turns to another and comments, "These are some fine smokes. Where'd ya score these?" The rat holding the pack of Menthols replies, "Off a' Fred." He points to a rotting whale carcass in the road. The other rats are horrified. "How did a whale die in the street?!," they squeak. "He didn't. He died on the beach."

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Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

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A duck sits down at a bar and orders a drink. After he finishes, he gets up to leave, when the bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but you didn't pay for your drink." The duck turned around and said, "I'm sorry, I forgot." So he paid the bartender for the drink and left him a nice tip, and left the bar in a good mood.

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

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Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

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What's worse than having AIDS. Being Black.

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If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

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im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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A priest and a prostitute are sitting next to each other on a bus. The priest asks her what she does, and she says "I sell my body to strange men." The priest then explains to her about Christianity, and she gives up her ways and becomes a devout Christian.

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So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

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What is scary? Obama might get reelected.

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Why did the child get hit by a bus? He was blind.

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Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

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Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

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Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

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What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

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A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

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whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

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What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Jew? The Bucket.

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Tell you something funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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