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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There?? Its the police your family have died in a tragic road accident

hi im paul ! im an alien :D tyuioyt5rtyuikfuhgdehjdhfghjhgfjjhfjfjdjdjd i pe out of my finger :D

A deaf, mute clown wearing nothing but a dead cat, a rainbow wig, and his own feces breaks into a couples home on April fools day. Then he murders them both because he is an escaped patient from an asylum for the criminally insane.

Why did the boy scream? Because his girlfriend poked him in the butthole, which he was not expecting. Thus surprising him.

Q: What is worse than The Apocalypse? A: Darkseid, Thanathos, Red Hulk, Onslaught, come on The Apocalypse cant even beat the X-men! Moral: "I AM THE APOCALYPSE, YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE!"

How do you make a mimer to speak? Shot him in both knees and cut of he's ear

What's worse than finding a small cockroach in your drink? Finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink. What's worse than finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink? Genocide. What's worse than genocide? Finding a large sized cockroach in your drink.

How did they wake up Lady Gaga? They p-p-poked her face p-p-poked her face......!

Roses are red violets are blue I would test our new water bed so be carefull with your helled shoe!

A man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "What's up?" The man replies, "The opposite of down."

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house KNOCK KNOCK who's there? da chicken

What's the difference between erotica and kink? Erotica involves simple arousal; kink usually has an added element of masochism.

Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

If you are my friend like it!

so a dyslexic man sold his soul to Santa

What's black and blue and red all over? The dead woman in the dumpster.

How did the boy die? Because he got molested and raped by a pedophile!

That's a rhetorical question chickens don't cross roads!

what do you call a black man being hung from a tree? -prejudice

Sarah Palin, George Bush Jr and Glenn Beck are having a massive orgy with an illegal mexican immigrant, a member of the NAACP and an empathetic selfless homosexual democrat...no condoms were used because only felatio and cunilingus was being performed...

Why did the homeless man get skin cancer Because he didn't have a home so the Suns rays had been directed towards him For 3 years and he was to poor to purchase Sun screen

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to ask his wife not to leave her clothing around the house.

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