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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the right wing jew say after he was arrested for murder? bt we went through the holocust

what do you call a black man being hung from a tree? -prejudice

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Shoot her in the head repeatedly

What's the difference between a cow and a purple sweater? They're both purple Besides the cow

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to ask his wife not to leave her clothing around the house.

What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

What do you get if you cross a Sheep with a Kangeroo. An abomination unto God.

What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

Why was little billy sad? He had a crouton stuck up his asshole.

Why did the black man jump off the cliff? He was in a spiraling depression due to recently being laid off at work, his troubled home life, and the recent death of his sister.

What happened when the homosexual man came out of the closet? He was congratulated for winning the hide and seek contest.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What did the doctor say to the camel with no hump? You're a horse.

No I do not think that, that would be a wasted thought.

What has 4 eyes and can't see. Blind siamese twins!

What did the mute person say to the deaf person? Nothing.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "How's it going?" The man replies, "Bless you." The man walks out of the bar, as his peers realize he was honest when he told them a week earlier that he had autism.

What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Toys -Lets Go MEts

What isn't funny? The holacost.

What do you call a baby in a blender? The newest Doritos dip.

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