A hemophiliac walks into a bar. Then he dies of internal bleeding.

What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

When adolf hitler went to the chippy, He ordered a bock wurst. Later, he ate the whole thing and said he wants another.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She's dead.

Antijoke the book. Seriously it sucks ass, do not bother, they only included the very worst ones.

Why did the asian fall over? He had a heart attack.

A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

What do you call a white guy surrounded by black guys? -Steve Nash

This is an anti joke. Please make it the bestest and most well likeded one on this site.

So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

why jews dont believe in God? Jews believe in God, its just that their god is different from ours !

Blind people can't read this.

How do you confuse a blond? Begin talking to her about a subject that's not in her field of expertise using complicated technical verbiage and jargon.

How did the black man get put in jail? He didn't, he never did anything illegal

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... So he could be hit by a car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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