If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... So he could be hit by a car.

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What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

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Why don't people like this joke? It makes no sense.

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand: QUACK!

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh? Mooooooohahahahaha

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Hahaahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahah :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) I screw with you Hahahahahahahahahaahaggahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahah

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A Mexican, A Caucasian and An African American walk into a bar. Suddenly, a rival of the African American's pulls up in a used Chevrolet and shoots him 6 times with a semi-automatic handgun. The Mexican and Caucasian are distraught and call 911 immediately. The rival is later arrested and found guilty of murder in the first degree by a jury of his peers. Less than 6 months later, the bar is closed due to the negative stigma surrounding the shooting. Urban life is a harrowing and tough experience that most outsiders will never fully understand.

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whats red and and smells like blue paint red paint

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Fiats

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No-one because that's not feasible.

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A man walks into a bar with tears rolling down his cheeks. The bartender asks why are you so blue? The man says he has blue skin disorder and that everyone has been making fun of him...

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You know what sucks? Yes.

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Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Wanna here a funny joke Oh right. You can't hear

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What do you call a shattered lightbulb? A hazard that should be taken very seriously.

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What's worse than eating brussel sprouts? Getting raped by a brussel sprout.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Well why don't you open the door and find out!

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A deaf, mute clown wearing nothing but a dead cat, a rainbow wig, and his own feces breaks into a couples home on April fools day. Then he murders them both because he is an escaped patient from an asylum for the criminally insane.

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Why does matt daly get confused for? A Penis

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's dead

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Melbourne Football Club.

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Anti Joke

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