why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

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The original joke: "WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOLE!" "WHAT HOLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" The anti joke, aka realistic edition: "WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOLE!" "WHAT YAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHH!" The ballon edition: Original: "Balloon! Watch out for that Cactus!" "What Cactussssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss..." (leaking air you slowmo) The anti-joke aka realistic version: "Balloon watch out for that pointy soda!" "What soda *pop*" Moral: None of these where the least realistic!

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Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

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Follow the Yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road........except it's not yellow.

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Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

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who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

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what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

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Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

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Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

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What's worse than cancer? Death.

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knock, knock. come in.

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why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

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What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

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Knock Knock Who's there? A human pretending to be a dog A human pretending to be a dog who? Errr...I mean...woof

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Scene:restraunt Me:can I have a coke please? Waiter:sorry we don't have any, is Pepsi ok? Me:is monopoly money ok?

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

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What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

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why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

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What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

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