whats brown? poop.

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WHO LIVES IN A TIN SHACK THUMB MOUNTNORIS ALCATRAZ MAGHBARREY MUSTARD GAS MILK STAIN REGESTERED S.O SCREAMS MADELINN SBB OPERATION SBB FREE MEAT SANTA GREASE 590 ENGLISH FOLDER SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the teacher say to the pupil who was bad at maths? You are bad at maths and will never complete any sum EVER!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Salesmen. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

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you had me at "hello", no need to add "you're under arrest"

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Knock knock Who is there Banana Banana who Knock knock Who's there Banana Banana who Knock knock WHO'S THERE orange ...orange who Orange you glad I'm a cop here to tell you your family died in a horrible mask murdering and didn't say bannana again?

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A hemophiliac walks into a bar. Then he dies of internal bleeding.

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

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What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

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what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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What do you call a baby with no arms nor legs? An infant lacking limbs.

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i dont like attention whores lol

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how do you make a orange juice. get orange juice and pour it in a cup.

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how do you keep a blonde busy for 7 to 8 hours. you give her m&m's and tell her to spell a word.

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.... Take my wife..... .... She is lovely....

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Colby is gay.... thats it

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Wow, that was a long opinion for someone that does supposedly not watch Hentai, hey, if you like hentai thats cool, I was about your age when I got really tired of watching sex drawn or not and just you know, went for it real life as they say nowadays. I just happen to like your eyes, I mean you do not like them, but avoid mirrors and I will be the one looking at them. Chobits, yeah, I watched that a looong time ago, then deathnote, and then nothing because I got too old for that stuff, Oh wait, gungrave, that I also watched.

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Q: What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A: A pool table

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh? Mooooooohahahahaha

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Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

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How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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