- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

Ask me if I am a tree. Are you a tree? No.

A duck walks into a bar.... Animal control is swiftly called and the duck is relocated to a nearby park.

Why did the chicken eat fried chicken? Because fried chicken is so good! Kelvin Yang.

Women's rights

Where do black jews go? The back of the oven

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Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

Why did the the chicken cross the road? Escape.

What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

Why can't Helen Keller hear or talk straight? Because she's dead

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

A grandmother in her late seventies is walking to the grocery store. Then out of nowhere,she stats getting pelted by bananas. One hits her hard on the head,and she dies.

why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

What do you call a Jew and a black mans offspring? A human

Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

What do you call something that has two legs, arms and is bloody all over? My ex's new boyfriend.

Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

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