eloise dey.

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How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

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why did the one handed man cross the road? to get to the secondhand shop.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat

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what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

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Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

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What did James say when he couldn't find his car? "My name's James".

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whose better then Sarah, Georgia and ellie NO ONE!!!!

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Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

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hi to the world fromthe world

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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A man was getting surgery on his knee and the surgeon accidentally left a knife in his leg. The man's leg was severely infected and he proceeded to die in the following weeks. His family will mourn this loss for years to come.

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What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

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what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

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Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

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What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

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What do Elephants and Grapes have in common? They are both purple, except the Elephant.

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How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Get a ladder and help her down.

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There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

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Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

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Why don't women know how to drive a car? Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

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How are friends like bananas? If you peel off their skin and eat them, they die.

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Nohypocondrism: When you feel fine and everyone keeps telling you you are a sick bastard. Charisma: Hey, that guy that changed my life killed the neighbor, cool rite? I mean that damn neighbor did say nothing to me when I said hi. Solitude: When the room is so overcrowded that you feel small and alone. I think that people that are jack of all trades and master of none are stupid... I AM JACK OF NO TRADES AND MASTER OF ALL! I am nothing, because nothing lives on forever, nothing is unbreakable, nothing is really awesome on a terrible day... I am also Nobody, because Nobody has more money than me.. FUUUUUUUU..

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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