What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H20" and the second one says, "I'll have some H20 too." The second scientist dies after drinking hydrogen peroxide.

Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!

Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

new year new me my nigga's chilling on the couch . he'l be happy if i put my dlck inside his mouth next one: i got 4 but i give it to mr. gore when he say whats your name? me:hey my mane is Erick bryan and my puss* is wet wait nonono :D

How do you make a Jew cry? You kill all of their friends and family members.

How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

An Irish man walks out of a bra.

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Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus

What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

how do you confuse a blond?

Wanna here a joke? Canadians.

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

Roses are red Violets are blue your mum is fat and so are you

wanna hear a joke: women's rights

A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

I said I hate niiggers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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