Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy? You're skinny

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house KNOCK KNOCK who's there? da chicken

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a child logs on to anti-joke.com and proceeds to post dead baby jokes and jokes with punchlines that suit the build up. i am bitterly disappointed as are all the other fans of anti-joke.com who understand the humor of anti jokes

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Why is the sky blue? Well it has something to do with The suns reflection off of all the waters on earth's surface.

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Dear emma brown i would appreciate if i could have my dick back, the you squeezed of wwith you ass cheeck -jackson edwards

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Why do they give old people Viagra at nursing homes? Because erectile function decreases with increasing age, and it would be unfair to needlessly deny senior citizens the right to consensual intercourse if that is what they want.

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Why did the man burn all the children? He was a psychopath.

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What's black and blue and red all over? The dead woman in the dumpster.

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That's a rhetorical question chickens don't cross roads!

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What's brown and sticky? Anal rape

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what did the right wing jew say after he was arrested for murder? bt we went through the holocust

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What did the bully call the box? a square, needless to say the box was offended

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what does a pickle and a computer have in common? ... they both have a mouse.

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what do you call a black man being hung from a tree? -prejudice

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Your mother is so stupid that she has trouble discerning certain facts from fiction.

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a customer walks into a store and says, "the customer is always wrong." the employee replies, "no, the customer is always right." "you just contradicted yourself."

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What did the athletic white boy say to the aids carrying African boy? Ha.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the hospital? A: The victim of a violent mob attack

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Why did the chicken cross the road? WHO CARES!!

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Why did the black man cross the road? He had a job interview precisely 10 minutes after this event occurred.

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Your mama's so fat she can't have children.

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Why didn't the boy get his sister a birthday present? Because it wasn't her birthday.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to ask his wife not to leave her clothing around the house.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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