- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

What's black and white and red all over? Two nuns in a chainsaw fight.

Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

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1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

why did the chicken cross the road because the farm is across the street from were it is now

what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

Moral Man Solid V: The Pain Phantom.

Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

Society has given up on chairs that spin.

What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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