- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

What's a slang term for a really, really fat person? Overweight.

What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

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What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

milly, milly, milly, cat

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

how do you make a plummer cry? you kill his family

What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

Robin, get in the batmobile.

I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

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