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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

Why did the black man break a woman's ribs? Cardiovascular resuscitation is an emergency procedure often used outside of hospitals to revive unconscious individuals before medical professionals are able to intervene. Sometimes having your life saved comes at a cost.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? An Xbox 360.

What did the blind lawyer say to the doctor? We're both lawyers!

Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

If you looked up stupid in Webster's dictionary, you wouldn't see a picture of yourself, because Webster's dictionary doesn't have pictures.

What do you do when you see Godzilla? You offer him ice cream.

What do you get when you cross North Korea and the boston marathon? BOMBS! :(

Why do blondes where pigtails? Because they look nice.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

What was Hellen Keller's Dog's name? Kamikaze Go, it was the first Akita Dog in the United States.

what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

There is a British man, a Mexican man,and a American man on a boat. The captain sad the boat is carrying to much weight so the each have to throw off something they have to much of. The Brit throws tea, The Mexican throws tacos, and The American throws the Mexican.

What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

What did the doctor say to the little boy? Pull down your pants and cough.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat

Why couldn't the young pirate get in to the movie? Because he wasn't old enough.

A Black Man walks into a bar...

When life gives you lemons make lemonade, when life gives you apples make apple juice, when life gives you cranberries make cranberrie juice and then when live gives you mangos, Eat them :)

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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