You know you have no friends when you write anti-jokes. [M]

If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

Spread the net.

What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

Why was the Mexican socially inept. Because he hadn't recieved a good education

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

How many one does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

connor sucks

A snake walks into a bar

How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"*heavy breath, heavy breath*

What did little jimmy get for Christmas? A box containing the malevolent soul of a 10,000 year-old demon determined to torment his cat.

A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

knock knock whos there jew jew who JEW YOU

What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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