A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

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A man walks into a bar with a sad-looking face. He orders a strong drink. The bartender asks him "What's wrong? You seem down." The man answers "Well, tough week. My wife was raped and murdered and my son was hit by a bus."

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What was Hellen Keller's Dog's name? Kamikaze Go, it was the first Akita Dog in the United States.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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Why do blondes where pigtails? Because they look nice.

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What do you do when you see Godzilla? You offer him ice cream.

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what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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There is a British man, a Mexican man,and a American man on a boat. The captain sad the boat is carrying to much weight so the each have to throw off something they have to much of. The Brit throws tea, The Mexican throws tacos, and The American throws the Mexican.

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What do you get when you cross North Korea and the boston marathon? BOMBS! :(

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A Black Man walks into a bar...

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When life gives you lemons make lemonade, when life gives you apples make apple juice, when life gives you cranberries make cranberrie juice and then when live gives you mangos, Eat them :)

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat

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Why couldn't the young pirate get in to the movie? Because he wasn't old enough.

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What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

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Knock Knock Who's there? ImBrewn

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What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

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What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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What did the doctor say to the little boy? Pull down your pants and cough.

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What did the police officer say to the black man? "I am a police officer."

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Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

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Q: What's big, brown, and smell like crap? A: Turd.

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Why didn't peyton manning's grand mom call him after his game? She died of throat cancer 5 years ago

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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