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a man walks into a bar....... thats it.

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Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

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What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

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one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

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why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

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Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

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Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

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What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

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W.N.B.A.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

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A pig, a chicken, and a cow are born on 3 separate barns. They are raised by old men who subside off the grains of the field. When the animals mature, the farmers will butcher the pig, slaughter the chicken, and gut the cow. The farmer who raised the chicken may enjoy a few eggs first but the animals will all die eventually. Either of natural causes or more likely being butchered for profit. Cows make milk.

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"We have such clean water we drink and do a lot of other stuff with it" The American said. "What other stuff do you do with your clean water" The African Child said. "Well we take showers in and we go to bathroom with it" The American said. "So let me get this straight you even take a Shit in it to" The African Child said.

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What did the kid with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? A: Polio.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

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IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

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How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

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Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

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What do you call a Jewish wanna be gangster? Drake

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

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why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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