obama

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Jim and Dave walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll it be?" Dave is black.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind

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Why Did the Drug dealer die He Got Hit by a buss

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Why did 0 dislike 1? Because 1 made 0 feel like he was nothing

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because it is a bar for cats only.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

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here is Stevie Wonder's poem: sjkgfhdujduehfheuefeufhhf uefuefg eufbejfbefehfehutuge' wiohl;wreohqweiothurelwueths sjtghekltrhlsdifhlziurhlsiurhtwoli

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What is 8 times 4? 32

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Why did the kid fall over? He was hit by a car

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Why did the Filipino man get small condoms? Because he's not black.

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knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

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hi to the world fromthe world

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Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, your Heart maybe splited into two but, if you love me i would fix it for you

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Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

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Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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