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A blonde and a brunette both starred in a TV show.. It was called Beavis and Butthead.

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yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

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What did the kid with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? A: Polio.

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There once was a girl named sally with no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

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Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

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all these jokes suck ass

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How did the blind man watch T.V? With the captions on.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

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What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

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Salad. It's green and so is The Hulk.

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What is red and itchy? Something that itches and it turns red if you itch it to much

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What do Michael Jackson and your family have in common? They're both dead.

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what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

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What happened when the black guy looked up his family tree? He discovered long-forgotten relatives who had lived during difficult times for African-Americans in the United States and faced disenfranchisement, extrajudicial killings, and chattel slavery. His sense of racial consciousness and solidarity was thereby reinforced.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The Holocaust.

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Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain. Chuck promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense.

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If u wanna get high, smoke weed

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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