Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

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larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

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Chrissy is funny.

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How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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american government

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Why didn't peyton manning's grand mom call him after his game? She died of throat cancer 5 years ago

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Dani barton from bob chuckles

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So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

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What did James say when he couldn't find his car? "My name's James".

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whose better then Sarah, Georgia and ellie NO ONE!!!!

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

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Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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Mrs. Welsh

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What did the apple say to the apple? Nothing, they're apples.

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Knock Knock Who's there? ImBrewn

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What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

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Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

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How do you know this is an Antijoke? Its on anti-joke.com

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If you were a Transformer, you would be Optimus Fine.

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What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

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ginger

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