Roses are red Kittens are fluffy This doesn't rhyme Cupcake

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A fossil.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you came 'cause GameGrumps Fuck you.

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roses are red violets are blue i ate a peanut lets go have sex

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Tulips are red. My garden is on fire.

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What do you call a baby in a blender? The newest Doritos dip.

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A man has only two fingers on one hand, and everybody calls him two-fingered Mike. Why? Because his fingers were lost in a tragic accident at birth, and his parents, who were considering calling him Mike, decided to lengthen the name because it seemed appropriate.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

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nba live 13

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Whats the best ab workout? Solly Twist

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why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

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What did Don King do with his new boxers? Put them on with a respectable pair of trousers.

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want a balloon? yeah

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

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what did the black man say to the white man? hi

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what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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Knock Knock Whos There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley.

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Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your penis tastes like shit.

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What did the man say when he was asked if he recently saw a mime painting a lawn chair in the middle of December? "No." , and walked away, slightly confused by the matter.

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What happens when you shoot a priest in the heart? He dies.

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wanna hear a joke? no.

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Roses are red violets are blue we're stuck together like superglue roses go brown violets go darker cut the crap and the stupid laughter...I just went through a breakup

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A funny joke: Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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