What did the guy say to the other guy? LOOK AT MY EYEBROWS!!!!!!!

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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What happened when a Blonde girl and a Ginger man have sex without a condom? The woman gets pregnant and then after about nine months the woman gives birth and the child grows up, when the child is adolescent it is able to reproduce and the process continues again.

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Three men walk into a bar. Neither of them saw it coming

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version 2 knock knock, whose there FU CK FU CK who FU CK YOU

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Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

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Guess What! HI!

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when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

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What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders whiskey. An American enters the same bar. He orders a beer. A blonde Frenchwoman enters the same bar. She says "Gimme whatever the Irisman ordered! Double it! He's cool!" She started talking to the American

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My pet rock died.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by black guys? -Steve Nash

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hi patrick

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar with a vase of 12 roses. 57 years later he died after a lengthy battle with colon cancer.

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How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Get a ladder and help her down.

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obama

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

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How many beavers can you fit in one paddling pool? None; it's probably very dangerous trying

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What has four legs and one arm? An attack dog in a daycare.

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Pokemon go: Team mystic

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Roses are red, My watch is gold now get on your knees and do as your told

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -Why? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

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please ignore the bottom two 'jokes' as they were written by josh carey and ryan danielz

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