Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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A Jewish man walked into a.............................................................................................................................................. ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................car

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If you give a homeless man a fish he eats for the night, if you teach him to fish then he probably won't be able to feed himself anyway, he is too poor to afford a pole.

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Michal j. fox has Parkinsons disease. He is tired of losing at jenga

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What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

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two men walked into a bar the last one ducked

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Yo mama is so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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NOTICE: If you have noticed this notice then you will have noticed this notice is not worth being noticed

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:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

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Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

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Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

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HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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A little boy and a pedafile are walking through the forest at night. The little boy says "I'm scared." The pedafile says "You're scared? I have to walk home alone."

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Why did I get raped

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Why wouldn't you want OJ Simpson babysitting your kids? Why? He's in jail and he wouldn't be available when you needed him

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Why did the Filipino man get small condoms? Because he's not black.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

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3 friends are out camping. One says to the other "It sure is a great day to go fishing." The other says "Yes indeed." The third one says "I agree." After a few minutes of hiking, they go to lake and begin fishing.

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What happens to men who grow up. They are probably taller

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So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... So he could be hit by a car.

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Anti Joke

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