Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What's worse than losing something? Dieing.

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Ebola

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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How do you get a dog off of your roof? Shoot it.

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womens rights

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

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This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

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What did the kid with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? A: Polio.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

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What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

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Why didn't little billy have any friends? Billy bought a rifle, and shot everyone he had ever seen or talked to, even his family. Billy then tripped on his walk home and fell off a bridge, and into the ocean. Then a shark came and swallowed him. That is why you should never kill your friends and family because it will come back and bite you. Don't be like billy

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a man walks into a bar. ouch.

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After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

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Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

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How do you know this is an Antijoke? Its on anti-joke.com

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The Holocaust.

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What is scary? Obama might get reelected.

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Salad. It's green and so is The Hulk.

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar... Every morning, and stays until it closes... [credit gilbert gottfried]

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What is red and itchy? Something that itches and it turns red if you itch it to much

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