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Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

MILEY CYRUS: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME! ME: O GOD CALLED HE SAID YOUR A HOE TO

whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

The class valedictorian is about to give his speech to the class. He has 6 fingers total, he is missing an ear, his left nostril is burned shut, and he must walk on crutches because of the severe injury to his left knee. How does the extremely cruel Principal of the school introduce him? "Please welcome Gregory Barnes, a brave soul that conquered a battle against death itself an won".

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

Barack Obama

Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

Whats black and has no ring? LeBron James

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

MILEY CYRUS: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME! ME: O GOD CALLED HE SAID YOUR A HOE TO

whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

Darude - Sandstorm

Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

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wanna hear a joke. i do to

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

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