- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your maternal figure contains so many Triglycerides, her belt size is greater than or equal to the circumference of the Earth.

What is the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

YEAH THEY DO.

why did the cow die because she ate poisoned apple pie

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? NOT SALLY

knock, knock come in

keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Well it cant be sarah

What did the blind lawyer say to the doctor? We're both lawyers!

If you looked up stupid in Webster's dictionary, you wouldn't see a picture of yourself, because Webster's dictionary doesn't have pictures.

So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six affender.

whats worse than finding out you have Alzheimer's? Finding out you have Alzheimer's

Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

Why did the black man break a woman's ribs? Cardiovascular resuscitation is an emergency procedure often used outside of hospitals to revive unconscious individuals before medical professionals are able to intervene. Sometimes having your life saved comes at a cost.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? An Xbox 360.

Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

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