- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

knock knock whos there jew jew who JEW YOU

take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

YEAH THEY DO.

Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? NOT SALLY

knock, knock come in

why did the cow die because she ate poisoned apple pie

Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Well it cant be sarah

Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

Your maternal figure contains so many Triglycerides, her belt size is greater than or equal to the circumference of the Earth.

What is the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six affender.

whats worse than finding out you have Alzheimer's? Finding out you have Alzheimer's

Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

A man walks into a bar with a sad-looking face. He orders a strong drink. The bartender asks him "What's wrong? You seem down." The man answers "Well, tough week. My wife was raped and murdered and my son was hit by a bus."

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