What is brown and sticky? A stick

Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

what does a gorilla do when it sleeps. it snores.

How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had brain cancer.

"Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?" said the little girl. "I don't know", said the mother," we were robbed of all our money and posessions. And your father was killed while we were gone.

Chuck norris survived rapture.

Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

What made people stop likeing Ice tea? Ice-T

Geography Teacher: Bill, British Columbia agreed to join confederation when the government of Canada agreed to do what? Bill: To build a bridge to where my father is who is divorced with my mom.*tear* Geography Teacher: Is that really nesscary Bill? You have a detention.

Guess what.. chicken butt

You know what you can do with your offer to 'help'? Await another opportunity please I appreciate it much.

What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

What do Gay horses eat? Cheese.

Your momma's so fat, her doctor seriously recommends that she lose weight for the sake of her health and happiness.

How are you? Yes

An elephant walks up to a camel and says why have you got a pair if boobs on your back, the camel the replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.

Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

What did the Jew say to the other Jew? Found a penny the other day....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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