man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What's the difference between gays and straights? Sexual orientation

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what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Little Tommie is dead In a body bag Going to the dumpster Behind my house

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What happens when you click a link on a web page offering sex? You get a virus.

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What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

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What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

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What do you do when you see Godzilla? You offer him ice cream.

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Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

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a man walks into a bar....... thats it.

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#scabbers

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*knock knock* Who's there? *Gorilla* Gorilla who? *Gorillas don't hoot, owls hoot*

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one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

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why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

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Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

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Who was the first person Steven Hawking runs up to when he finds out something new about science? He is in a wheelchair due to a condition called ASL, therefore he cannot "run"

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Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

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What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

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W.N.B.A.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

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IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

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Anti Joke

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