What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out it's an orange

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Roses are red, foxes are clever, I like your butt, let me touch it forever!

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Good boy

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a dinosaur with a large clown hat is walking down the street when he is confronted by an obese monkey human with red hair. I set this up for a good pun, but the one i have is potatoes.

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What do you call a cow climbing a tree? Amazing. How many cows have you seen climbing trees?

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POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

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If you stretch all your skin out in a line, you will die of blood loss or possible infection

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Q: How many years does it take for a deer to grow into a moose? A: 7

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boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

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When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

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What is the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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E= McVagina

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a man walks into a bar. ouch.

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Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

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What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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What is 8 times 4? 32

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Why i'm breathing? I don't want die.

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O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

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An Antihumorous Story Part One A rich man named Richard told his son James that he could have anything in the world for his thirteenth birthday. James only asked for one thing: a silver box containing 542 pink ping pong balls. So Richard gave him a metal box containing 542 pink ping pong balls. Five years later, Richard heard a strange noise coming from James' room. It was the sound of a machine whirring, then a high pitched scream. All of a sudden, James bursted out of his room and ran out of the house. Later, the boy could not recall the incident. It was completely erased from his memory. For his eighteenth birthday, James asked for a golden box containing 785 pink ping balls. So it was granted him. For the next ten years, Richard kept a careful eye on his son. Every night, James could be heard whispering madly, "It's almost ready," over and over. For his twenty-eighth birthday, James asked for a simple wooden box that had one million pink ping pong balls inside. "What do you need all those pink ping pong balls for?" Richard finally asked. James froze, fiddling with something in the pocket of his jacket. "Oh yes, that. They were necessary for--" Then he got hit by a bus.

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There once was a man from Peru, who dreamed he swallowed his shoe. But it turns out his dream was real, and he died because he could not digest a whole shoe.

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a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

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Anti Joke

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