Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

Two men walk into a bar... ..I didn't say what type of bar...

Whats Black and blue My wife after i beat her ass.

Two blonds are driving to Disneyland. While there driving they see a sign "Disneyland: left" So they started crying and headed back home.

How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

What is 8 times 4? 32

Nyan cat had pancakes for breakfast.

What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

Why did the American run over the black man. Because he didn't see him standing there.

What's the difference between gays and straights? Sexual orientation

Knock Knock! The man inside chooses not to answer the door and the caller walks away.

Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

What happened to the starving african kid? He died

Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

Why wasn't my T.V. on? Because I didn't have a remote.

whats blue and fuzzy?.... blue fuzz

why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

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