Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

What did James say when he couldn't find his car? "My name's James".

Dani barton from bob chuckles

roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

Why didn't peyton manning's grand mom call him after his game? She died of throat cancer 5 years ago

What's the deal with airline food?

What's harder than a rock? The dead baby in my freezer.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the grass is always greener on the other side.

Three men walk into a bar. Neither of them saw it coming

What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

Where does the Queen keep her armies? In various military bases across the country.

What's funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Why did 0 dislike 1? Because 1 made 0 feel like he was nothing

version 2 knock knock, whose there FU CK FU CK who FU CK YOU

I was born.

Guy 1: I had a Energy Drink the other day, I crashed. Guy 2: Really? That must of sucked. Guy 1: Yeah, the family in the other car died.

Your Mum's so fat, she's going to die.

A man walked into a bar 2 hours later he died from drinking and driving

Roses are red, My watch is gold now get on your knees and do as your told

hi patrick

What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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