- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

Why? Because!

Boss: Do you know what lazy means? Employer: Yes, adopting a child.

What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

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jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

What's worse than having amnesia? I don't remember.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

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