- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mums a penis joke.

I saw a shovel once.

whats black? a black man

Q: What is that white stuff in chicken shit? A: Thats chicken shit too

Why could'nt the boy eat peanuts? Because if he did he would proceed to have an allergic reaction, his throat would swell up, he would go into analeptic shock and die.

After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

What do you call a cow climbing a tree? Amazing. How many cows have you seen climbing trees?

What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

Whats the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer? The bad golfer looses the game, drives home, and falls asleep. The bad skydiver dies in a terrible accident.

a hard working man goes home after a long day at work to find that his wife left him for his even harder working father.

My life :(

What happened when a Blonde girl and a Ginger man have sex without a condom? The woman gets pregnant and then after about nine months the woman gives birth and the child grows up, when the child is adolescent it is able to reproduce and the process continues again.

a boy says hi.The girl says bye. The boy starts to cry.

Why Did the Drug dealer die He Got Hit by a buss

You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

A man walks into a bar. He is genetically predisposed to alcoholism, and it's destroying his family.

What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

Your mom is intimately familiar with many mens' penis due to her many years as a successful urologist.

What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

What kind of cheese doEs god like? Swiss cheese because it's holy!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

why does column have a letter n?

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