you are black i am black except for your big hairy ass

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What happened when a Blonde girl and a Ginger man have sex without a condom? The woman gets pregnant and then after about nine months the woman gives birth and the child grows up, when the child is adolescent it is able to reproduce and the process continues again.

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Whats the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer? The bad golfer looses the game, drives home, and falls asleep. The bad skydiver dies in a terrible accident.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

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a hard working man goes home after a long day at work to find that his wife left him for his even harder working father.

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After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

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What do you call a cow climbing a tree? Amazing. How many cows have you seen climbing trees?

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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My life :(

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What kind of cheese doEs god like? Swiss cheese because it's holy!

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Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

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Your mom is intimately familiar with many mens' penis due to her many years as a successful urologist.

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What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

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a boy says hi.The girl says bye. The boy starts to cry.

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You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

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A man walks into a bar. He is genetically predisposed to alcoholism, and it's destroying his family.

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Why Did the Drug dealer die He Got Hit by a buss

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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Yo mama is so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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NOTICE: If you have noticed this notice then you will have noticed this notice is not worth being noticed

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why does column have a letter n?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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