- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "I am an undercover police office and you're under arrest for prostitution, ma'am."

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, your Heart maybe splited into two but, if you love me i would fix it for you

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

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If Africa had more mosquito nets, millions, MILLIONS of mosquitoes would die for hunger.

Why didn't the firefighter put out the fire? Because he wasn't a very good firefighter.

What did the doctor say to the little boy? Pull down your pants and cough.

What's the difference between Vagisil and Black People? They are disgusting!

Why did Jimmy's sexy teacher ask him to stay behind after class? His grades have been slipping and she expects better from her students. How anyone views her sexually is of no relevance to this situation.

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

Why didn't the cheese buy a house plant? Cheese is nonliving and therefore cannot earn money, thus preventing cheese from buying houseplants.

Why wouldn't you want OJ Simpson babysitting your kids? Why? He's in jail and he wouldn't be available when you needed him

What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

Where does the Queen keep her armies? In various military bases across the country.

thermodynamics?

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, And I'm color blind, So I don't give a shit

When is a tree not a tree? When it's a rock.

What's worse than a spider bite? Two spider bites. What's worse than two spider bites? The fact that 1/3 of people get cancer. What's worse than that? Three spider bites.

How do you call a guy with a school bus on his head? Dead. It's highly unlikely that a man would be able to withstand the weight of a massive school bus on his head and survive.

Shut up and stop laughing, Daddy's balls aren't gonna lick themselves.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a dick just for you

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? Doormat.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to properly balance himself.

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