YEAH THEY DO.

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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Why was the 45 year old man crying? He shit his pants.

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what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

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Women Driving.

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A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

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black guy graduating high school

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What would you rather do or drag a board?

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The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

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^that joke a piece of shit

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Two men walk into a bar... ..I didn't say what type of bar...

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What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

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What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

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a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

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What's long, hard, and wet? A difficult college exam that fell in a puddle of water

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Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

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If you looked up stupid in Webster's dictionary, you wouldn't see a picture of yourself, because Webster's dictionary doesn't have pictures.

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Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Knock Knock Who's there Nobody is here. This is just a feeble attempt of your subconsious to convince yourself you have someone who cares about you in the least bit to mask the horrible wretched pain of loneliness and suffering that is the enternal damnation of your life.

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why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

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Why was the asian boy made fun of in the locker room? Because of the nipple piercing he had.

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John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead John then proceeds to violently masturbate. Sam at first feels uncomfortable, then shits all over John and joins in.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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