A politician from the National Country Party keeps interjecting - "I'm a country member, i'm a country member' "yes we remember" says Gough whitlam

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Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

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How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

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Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

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since when?

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What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

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Salad. It's green and so is The Hulk.

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what do you call a dead black man? dead

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

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Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

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What does a Chinese girl get for Christmas? New parents...

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1 leaves because no one is answering the door

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shea kisses a girl

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"life is like a box of chocolates", except you cant eat life and hocolate doesnt rain on you.

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Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

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Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

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Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? He was Happy

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stair I don't know? A:Because he wasn't careful

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What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

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knock knock who's there Alec Baldwin I just raped your children ..........

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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