who's best is friend is really good looking? James Cornish

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

This is an anti-joke.

Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

Q: Do you know what Lady Gaga make for his birthday? A: A party

What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

Roses are red Violets are blue Little Tommie is dead In a body bag Going to the dumpster Behind my house

what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

Wow, so it is true, you are here the entire fucking time aren't you bitch? You and all "six billion of your followers of the dark", listen asshead, one thing is people asking ME when I FUCKING SIGN BOOKS (which does not happen all that FUCKING OFTEN!) Why I lead a fucking cult of sorts. Another one is having your goons stab me in the FUCKING EYE, and going "Oh I am like so sorry, please let me be the gayest I can be" People assaulting me because I use the "Moralman identity" IT IS MINE! My real FUCKING NAME IS NERO! I DON'T GO AROUND STEALING NOBODY`S SHIT!

Why did the chicken cross the road Because you didn't fuking cook to -.-

How long will it take for a dog to paint a color wheel? I don't know.

Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

shea kisses a girl

what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

Why did the man fall down? He got shot

one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

WNBA

Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

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