What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation. John was never the same.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Roses are red Violets are blue Little Tommie is dead In a body bag Going to the dumpster Behind my house

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

thumb_up thumb_down -3

a man walks into a prostitute.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

what do you get if you eat cream cake, coffee cake, strawberry cake, chocolate cake, fruit cake, and sponge cake? a very large stomach-cake.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

thumb_up thumb_down -3

A Black Man walks into a bar...

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

" Hey you have something on your face. " ( man speaking punches the guy he was talking to ) " It was pain."

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Whats worse than getting dirt on your brand new J's Finding your girlfriend cheating on you with your Great Dane and realizing that he dose her better than you.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Out on the playground of a school, extremely young kids are acting as living witness to an audacious thing. They're watching a very interesting display of strength and brutality. They're observing a enactment of lofty potential and great might. What're they watching? They're regarding their principal getting promptly arrested by the federal police for possession of technically illegal weaponry including, but not only limited to what looked like to them: peculiar "fire crackers" and reloadable "candy dispensers". In the ensuing battle, their principal got shot in the arm and a random pedestrian got killed by a stray bullet. In the end, the cruel joke's on them. Guess what? They're irrepairably damaged for the rest of their life.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What do you say to Michael and Justin? The Game

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Well it cant be sarah

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops