THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

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A Black Man walks into a bar...

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what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

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Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

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Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

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What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

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A man walks into a bar with a sad-looking face. He orders a strong drink. The bartender asks him "What's wrong? You seem down." The man answers "Well, tough week. My wife was raped and murdered and my son was hit by a bus."

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Salesmen. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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There once was a man from Peru, who dreamed he swallowed his shoe. But it turns out his dream was real, and he died because he could not digest a whole shoe.

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A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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What do Michael Jackson and your family have in common? They're both dead.

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Two blonds are driving to Disneyland. While there driving they see a sign "Disneyland: left" So they started crying and headed back home.

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Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a drawer? 10 25* *if you use a blender

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A man walks into a bar. He pulls out a knife, shoots the bar tender, and then kills himself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The Holocaust.

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What do you call a white woman that had sex with a black guy? A rape victim.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

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what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

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Bailey you suck at writing anti jokes quit!!!!!!!!!!! :( :( :( :( :(

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det va en tjej som va inne på ica och handlade, framme vid kassan la hon fram en banan, en billys pizza, ett litet paket bröd och en mjölk. -är du singel eller? frågar killen i kassan -ja hur visste du det, svarar hon -du e skitful ju

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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