- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

What do u call it when a Jamaican gets angrey? Nothing, at all. Just an angrey person

what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

Why did the Jewish man dive into the street to pick up a penny? He was Tevye, a character from the famous play Fiddler on the Roof and pennies are valuable and rare in Tsarist Russia in 1905.

Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

Hi my name is Jim

Why did the chicken cross the road Because you didn't fuking cook to -.-

What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: The construction of a steel-reinforced concrete wall will work in most instances, but for more resistant cases, the use of a high-impact titanium anti-rhino charging barrier is required.

Chuck Norris is an average human being!

how do you fit 20 babies into a bucket? you put them into a blender. how do you get them out? chips.

A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

How do you spell eight? 8

you are black i am black except for your big hairy ass

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