Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

Stop being a centipede

A fat guy eats a twinkie.

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Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

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A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

Penal Dysfunction

Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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