- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

What do u call it when a Jamaican gets angrey? Nothing, at all. Just an angrey person

Woman's rights

How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

Why did the chicken cross the road Because you didn't fuking cook to -.-

Hi my name is Jim

So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: The construction of a steel-reinforced concrete wall will work in most instances, but for more resistant cases, the use of a high-impact titanium anti-rhino charging barrier is required.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

How do you spell eight? 8

Chuck Norris is an average human being!

how do you fit 20 babies into a bucket? you put them into a blender. how do you get them out? chips.

Q: What is that white stuff in chicken shit? A: Thats chicken shit too

Why could'nt the boy eat peanuts? Because if he did he would proceed to have an allergic reaction, his throat would swell up, he would go into analeptic shock and die.

whats black? a black man

Your mums a penis joke.

I saw a shovel once.

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