- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear

Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

What bad thing could happen if you gave a black man a gun? ....stop expecting some racist punchline!

Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

Why did the Muslim enter the bar? He didn't.

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a horrible pedophile and has deeply seeded emotional problems

pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polish man and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife doing it. Nyah, nyah, nyah!" The Pole answers, "You are a very rude, disrespectful, and inappropriate child. Where are your parents?"

How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

Why did Miley Cyrus have to buy a new tour bus? The old one stopped twerking.

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

Yo mamma so mexican she brought tacos to the dinner table

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What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

^that joke a piece of shit

A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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