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Why did the man burn all the children? He was a psychopath.

Why do they give old people Viagra at nursing homes? Because erectile function decreases with increasing age, and it would be unfair to needlessly deny senior citizens the right to consensual intercourse if that is what they want.

That's a rhetorical question chickens don't cross roads!

what did the right wing jew say after he was arrested for murder? bt we went through the holocust

What did the bully call the box? a square, needless to say the box was offended

what does a pickle and a computer have in common? ... they both have a mouse.

Your mother is so stupid that she has trouble discerning certain facts from fiction.

what do you call a black man being hung from a tree? -prejudice

What did the athletic white boy say to the aids carrying African boy? Ha.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the hospital? A: The victim of a violent mob attack

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHO CARES!!

What's the difference between a cow and a purple sweater? They're both purple Besides the cow

Why did the black man cross the road? He had a job interview precisely 10 minutes after this event occurred.

Your mama's so fat she can't have children.

Why did the mathematician cross the road? To get his mail.

A man and a dog were sitting on a hill, the dog says to the man "Nice weather we are having today isn't it?" The man then goes insane because dogs can't talk, then later commits suicide from depression caused by his wife leaving him.

You might be a Redneck...if your job requires you to work long hours out in the sun and you do not take advantage of sunscreen.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? Probably one. Replacing a light-bulb is a pretty simple task which any person (regardless of ethnicity) should be able to do without assistance.

Roses are red-ish Violets are blue-ish If it weren't for Jesus we'd all be jewish

No I do not think that, that would be a wasted thought.

Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

Why did Doctor Who visit Ancient Greece? Because has a time machine and has that ability

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