What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

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A women president

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What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daises are red, holy crap my garden is on fire.

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why did I have sex with your mom? Because she was a beautiful individual with a fine taste in the classical arts. She also offered me a ride to her place for a delicious 3 course meal. Afterwards our romance blossomed and we decided to have sexual intercourse to show our mutual appreciation for each other.

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Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

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Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

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Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

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Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

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Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

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What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

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knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

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What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

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Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

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roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

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Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

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Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

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ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

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Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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