- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

A black man in a country bar.

Why did Jimmy go to the doctor? He had just been hit by a semi truck and his legs were severed. He died later that night.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Ze Gestapo!

what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

fack me!

how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Knock knock Who's there? You're adopted.

Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

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