What do you call a deaf black man? Well, if you did not already know his name, you would first have to contact a member of his family, or a friend, and ask them, as even if you were able to communicate the question of 'what is your name?' to the man, it is well known that the speech of deaf people is nowhere near as clear as that of people who are able to hear.

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Why wouldn't you want OJ Simpson babysitting your kids? Why? He's in jail and he wouldn't be available when you needed him

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why did the dentist quit his job because he had saved up enough money for his retirement

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Guy 1: I had a Energy Drink the other day, I crashed. Guy 2: Really? That must of sucked. Guy 1: Yeah, the family in the other car died.

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Whats worse then getting caught in the rain with no umbrella? Aids.

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A dolphin walks into a bar. Dolphins do not have legs therefore this is physically impossible.

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Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

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How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

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If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fish, just because it has a disability it doesn't mean you can treat it any differently

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7am, waking up in the morning Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal Seein’ everything, the time is goin’ Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s rushin’ Gotta get down to the bus stop Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends) Kickin’ in the front seat Sittin’ in the back seat Gotta make my mind up Which seat can I take? It’s Friday, Friday Gotta get down on Friday REBECCA BLACK FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

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Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

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your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

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what does a gorilla do when it sleeps. it snores.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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Kumquats Daffodils Alka-Seltzer Serendipity Dewey Decimal System Buccaneer Avuncular Pantaloons Weasels Alligator Chewbacca Sasquatch

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How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

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"Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?" said the little girl. "I don't know", said the mother," we were robbed of all our money and posessions. And your father was killed while we were gone.

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Chuck norris survived rapture.

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Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

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why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

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A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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