Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

connor sucks

what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

who is mark

What do you call a dancing panda bear? I'm not sure, but panda bears are pretty big, so the possibility of them dancing is highly unlikely.

In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

Spread the net.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. She's already been told twice.

whats worse than forgetting to buy cinnamon toast crunch at the grocery store? Getting beat to death with a gallon of rotten milk...

Hi my name is Jim

Good boy

The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

Why is Santa's sack so big? He has a malignant tumour on his testicle. We're all very worried about him.

Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

Know what's worse than three bee stings? living every day in fear of your schizophrenic hallucinations

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

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