- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

Guess what my grandma told me yesterday.. Nothing she's dead.

Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

whats worse than school? Summer school

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

Knoc nock whos dere ronnie turiaf...... Ronnie turiaf who Dennis rodman

What did the monkey say to the owner of the world's rarest stamp? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

The Pope

how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

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