In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

What do you call a dancing panda bear? I'm not sure, but panda bears are pretty big, so the possibility of them dancing is highly unlikely.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

Roses are red Violets are blue your mum is fat and so are you

Know what's worse than three bee stings? living every day in fear of your schizophrenic hallucinations

Why is Santa's sack so big? He has a malignant tumour on his testicle. We're all very worried about him.

Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

Spread the net.

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

Good boy

Hi my name is Jim

whats worse than forgetting to buy cinnamon toast crunch at the grocery store? Getting beat to death with a gallon of rotten milk...

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. She's already been told twice.

A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

neil patrick harris

Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

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