- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

whats a dick a dick

a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

A black guy WALKS out of prison.

Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

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Why did the autopilot of a plane malfunction even though the pilots had engaged the switch? The pilots had taken manual control. I lied about the switch.

It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

Hey I had a wet and dirty dream about you last night. Really? What happened? You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. .......

A depressed gay illegal immigrant walks into a bar and the bartender asks why he's sad. The man replies "I'm the most unwanted man in America."

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