How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

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whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

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Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

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Roses are red Violets are blue your mum is fat and so are you

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Yo mamma so mexican she brought tacos to the dinner table

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YEAH THEY DO.

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What do you get when you cross North Korea and the boston marathon? BOMBS! :(

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What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, and then come back halfway? A: He was racing his friend to the other side. He didn't realize his friend got hit by a truck until he looked back. He continually cried until finally he got it together and walked over to his dead friend. He wasn't paying attention though, and another truck hit him. The truck driver continued his road trip and bought KFC for dinner.

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What's a slang term for a really, really fat person? Overweight.

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How does a blonde restart her computer? Seriously, you guys, I need help. I'm not a very technological person.

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Why did the girl jump of the control tower??? She didnt I lied.

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I never asked for this.

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Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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Why was the 45 year old man crying? He shit his pants.

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why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

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Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

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What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

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Two men walk into a bar... ..I didn't say what type of bar...

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Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

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What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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