whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

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Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

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How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

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Roses are red Violets are blue your mum is fat and so are you

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whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

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pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

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How do you avoid dying? You can't everything dies.

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What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and starfish are from a different phylum. They are genetically incompatible.

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Sam alexander is also r8 g4y

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What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

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Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

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Why did the girl jump of the control tower??? She didnt I lied.

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I never asked for this.

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Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, and then come back halfway? A: He was racing his friend to the other side. He didn't realize his friend got hit by a truck until he looked back. He continually cried until finally he got it together and walked over to his dead friend. He wasn't paying attention though, and another truck hit him. The truck driver continued his road trip and bought KFC for dinner.

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How does a blonde restart her computer? Seriously, you guys, I need help. I'm not a very technological person.

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What's a slang term for a really, really fat person? Overweight.

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"What happened to John after he got drunk 12 years ago"- police "I don't really don't know that question"- John Jr.

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What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

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What do you get when you cross North Korea and the boston marathon? BOMBS! :(

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Yo mamma so mexican she brought tacos to the dinner table

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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