What's the difference between 6th graders and Jews? 6th graders make it back from camp. :)

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Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

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Q:theres a man on a tight rope 3000 feet above ground and theres a man getting head from a 90 year old women with no teath. what did they both say? A: dont look down.

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

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Why is Santa's sack so big? He has a malignant tumour on his testicle. We're all very worried about him.

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How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

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What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

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A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

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Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

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The cat climbed a tree. It didn't want to come down, so it starved to death.

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Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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The Pope

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What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

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Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

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what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

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A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

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What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

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Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

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What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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