- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

A man walks into the doctors and he says to the doctor 'my leg hurts when I poke it like this'. The doctor replies 'don't poke it like that then'.

Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

Chicken penis.

How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

John has 38 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

whatts blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

Obama

If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

Whats bloody and wrinkly? Your nans fanny

Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!