why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

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How long will it take for a dog to paint a color wheel? I don't know.

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Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

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shea kisses a girl

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Wow, so it is true, you are here the entire fucking time aren't you bitch? You and all "six billion of your followers of the dark", listen asshead, one thing is people asking ME when I FUCKING SIGN BOOKS (which does not happen all that FUCKING OFTEN!) Why I lead a fucking cult of sorts. Another one is having your goons stab me in the FUCKING EYE, and going "Oh I am like so sorry, please let me be the gayest I can be" People assaulting me because I use the "Moralman identity" IT IS MINE! My real FUCKING NAME IS NERO! I DON'T GO AROUND STEALING NOBODY`S SHIT!

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because you didn't fuking cook to -.-

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Why did the man fall down? He got shot

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one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

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This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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Q: How many years does it take for a deer to grow into a moose? A: 7

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boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

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If you stretch all your skin out in a line, you will die of blood loss or possible infection

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POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out it's an orange

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What do you call a cow climbing a tree? Amazing. How many cows have you seen climbing trees?

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a dinosaur with a large clown hat is walking down the street when he is confronted by an obese monkey human with red hair. I set this up for a good pun, but the one i have is potatoes.

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Good boy

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Roses are red, foxes are clever, I like your butt, let me touch it forever!

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

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What is the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

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E= McVagina

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