- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

One day my dog ran away. We drove around for a long time looking for it.

"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

What's the difference between Vagisil and Black People? They are disgusting!

What did the doctor say to the little boy? Pull down your pants and cough.

If Africa had more mosquito nets, millions, MILLIONS of mosquitoes would die for hunger.

Why didn't the firefighter put out the fire? Because he wasn't a very good firefighter.

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Why didn't the cheese buy a house plant? Cheese is nonliving and therefore cannot earn money, thus preventing cheese from buying houseplants.

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

Where does the Queen keep her armies? In various military bases across the country.

What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

Why wouldn't you want OJ Simpson babysitting your kids? Why? He's in jail and he wouldn't be available when you needed him

Why did Jimmy's sexy teacher ask him to stay behind after class? His grades have been slipping and she expects better from her students. How anyone views her sexually is of no relevance to this situation.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, And I'm color blind, So I don't give a shit

How do you call a guy with a school bus on his head? Dead. It's highly unlikely that a man would be able to withstand the weight of a massive school bus on his head and survive.

What's worse than a spider bite? Two spider bites. What's worse than two spider bites? The fact that 1/3 of people get cancer. What's worse than that? Three spider bites.

When is a tree not a tree? When it's a rock.

thermodynamics?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a dick just for you

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to properly balance himself.

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? Doormat.

why did the chicken cross the road? -----it didnt

Whats black and white, and red all over? A Zebra being slaughtered.

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