- Anti Joke

A man walks up to a woman in a bar. They hit it off. That night they make wild sex and fall madly in love with each other. They start dating, it's so fantastic. They understand each other on almost every emotional and intellectual level. They have the same humor and they love spending time together. The sex is so great. After a few years, they get married, and they start the rest of their lives together. They have 2 beautiful children and their lives are blossoming. Fast forward 30 years. They are both retired old people, yet still madly in love. They live in their old home, and their lives are very comfortable. Their children have grown up into adults, and are very happy. Fast forward another 10 years, and they now live in an elderly home. They are both in wheelchairs and their health is slowly deteriorating. They die.

-5

Son: Dad what does it mean to f***? Dad: Jimmy! don't use that kind of language.. use the word chainsaw instead. Son: Ok, well what does it mean to chainsaw? Dad: Well as you know, God created people, he started with Adam and eve and then he- Son: You keep referring to god as a he, are you suggesting that God has a penis? I guess that would explain the big bang theory... right? get it? Dad: ... Go chainsaw yourself, Jimmy.

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you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

-7

Why Did the Drug dealer die He Got Hit by a buss

-7

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

-7

pretend its saturday.... what is the square root of 9? who cares? everyone knows that you don't do math on saturday.

-7

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

-7

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

Why did the man fall down? He got shot

How long will it take for a dog to paint a color wheel? I don't know.

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb just 2 but it beats me how they got in there

What is the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.

what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out it's an orange

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? An Xbox 360.

why do you care?

you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

Why Did the Drug dealer die He Got Hit by a buss

Your social life.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

pretend its saturday.... what is the square root of 9? who cares? everyone knows that you don't do math on saturday.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

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