Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

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knock knock!! kanye west

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Statues: Show what great people look like, if birds shit all over them.

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What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

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I enjoy anal.

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A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

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Q. You know what sucks A. Being an orphan

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I'm gay. No homo.

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Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

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"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

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Random Guy: "Oh god, why was I born with so much common sense?" God: "You must be mistaken, or else you wouldn't be asking me."

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What did the Farmer say to his tractor? Most likely his life story, Farmers arn't always the most popular.

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I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing, he was homeless

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Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

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I hate blackniggers

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Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

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Error 37.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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Why did the Jewish man dive into the street to pick up a penny? He was Tevye, a character from the famous play Fiddler on the Roof and pennies are valuable and rare in Tsarist Russia in 1905.

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what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

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A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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