Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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Do you like flowers NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOW GET ME A COKE! And a pizza

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Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

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What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

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What do you call a man with no arms? A cripple.

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Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

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Q.If you are European in the bathroom, what are you in the kitchen? A. A woman.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

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whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

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Knock Knock And then I looked through the peephole and I saw it was the handyman that was going to fix my leaky sink so I opened the door

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Jason Connor.

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What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

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Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

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What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

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Why did he die? He was sick.

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A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

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What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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