- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That awkward when you adimaticlly read "moment in your head because you have seen too many of these awkward moment jokes.

What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

Bloody kids ...

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

The cow went moo

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

whats a dick a dick

An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

A man enters a bar. Two minutes later, a woman leaves a bar. What happened? A man entered a bar and a woman left. What's there to explain?

what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

When life gives you lemon squeeze it in someone's face

liam buchan is gay !

Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

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