a man died

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Your mom walks into a bar.

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knock knock! fu ck off i'm a shift worker trying to sleep

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what did the poor kid get from santa? Nothing santa hates poor kid, but the rich kid got a very nice convertable.

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What's red, yellow, and full of diabetes? Mcdonalds

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Watermelons don't have feet.

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Women's rights.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech? One is a blood-sucking parasite, and the other practices law for a living.

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roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

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Q: What do you call a car full of black people? A: Stolen

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Mary Lu was swinging on a swing * swush swush* and her mom was sweeping the porch when she sad Mary Lu go get that big fat shiny quarter on that road then Mary Lu say how about you get your self that big fat shiny quarter.! Her mom drop the broom in discussed and walkout into the road and was bout to bend down when swush a bus runs her over And Mary Lu just laughed and laughed she knew that wasn't a big fat shiny quarter it was a nickel!!!!

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Do you know what a lion really is? It's an over sized cat.

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Q: What does 'A' stand for? A: Effort

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

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How do you starve a black man? You don't feed him.

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Ya know how when geese fly in a V-shape, one side is longer than the other? -Yes Do you know why that is? -No Because there's more geese on that side

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, this joke sucks.

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Why Did The Girl Cry? Old People Are Funny.

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Andrew: who's better at football, Peyton Manning or Tom Brady? Thomas: ur mom

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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Why did the boy eat his bagel? He was hungry.

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Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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