if a dinosaurs could talk, what would they say nothing their all dead

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Why did the man cross the road? Because that it where his friend Bob lives.

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why did the chicken not cross the road? He ran

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Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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What's the difference between a monkey wrench and a snow cone? A lot.

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What did one narwhal say to another Hi ;)

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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Yeah Aodhans been typing up everything strting argument along with taggart

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech? One is a blood-sucking parasite, and the other practices law for a living.

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What did the pope do when he saw the grinch? He prayed for his soul.

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why did the lion get lost? because the jungle is massive.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Whoevers at the door you should probably go answer it.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face? The man replies "i have a huge malignant tumor in my chin"

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My brother found snow in his hair from last year... only people who know me know this joke!!haha -sopie

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Theres a black a guy and a mexican in a car, whos driving? The black guy, they are best friends and happen to both be neurosurgeons.

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Why was Thomas Jefferson chosen to write the Declaration of Independence? He was an educated man and seemed suitable for said job.

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what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

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Two gay guys walk into a Hooters... They order cheese fries and enjoy their meal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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