- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did people spend $100 on Kanye West's plain white T- shirt? Because it was a good looking T-shirt.

Once upon a time, there was a gorilla who found Suzie. Suzie was mauled because she had no arms

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

Why was the Blonde Crying? -because she had just witnessed her infant get sucked through a jet engine and was very sad.

"Knock Knock" "Who the hell is it?" "Patri..." "Go the hell away!"

A seal walks into a club.

what did the angry asian man do after chrashing his car? He died later in the hospital that night from a combination of severe head trauma, internal bleeding, and various fractures.

What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

The 80's

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Q: What did the bartender say to the Arab as he was walking in? A: Nothing, the bomb had already killed them both.

Two girls are sitting quietly.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? IT WAS DEAD.

I dont no the difference between their and there

What do you call a submarine full of soldiers shot by a torpedo? Tragic war heros, that we will remember and honor

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

how many people can you eat? well, im not canniballistic, so none unless i was starving.

A dog walks into a bar and asks for a pint.. But is immediately turned away as dogs are not allowed in pubs.

Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

What did the rap singer say to the other rap singer? "You just got served. Here, read this subpoena and sign it, verifying your understanding of the document."

Why did Justin Beiber cross the road? He didn't because he is still in the closet!

Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating at night? A: Yell "DROP IT NIGGAH!" Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating in the day time? A: Run away cause your house is haunted.

Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

how do you warm someone up? you set their house on fire.

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