A blond was driving her car one day when "Party in the USA" came one the radio. She put her hands up; however, she realized she had to keep control of the car. She put one hand back on the steering wheel and arrived to her destination safely.

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Q: What do you call a car full of black people? A: Stolen

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a man died

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What do you eat for breakfast and is sometimes blue? Pancakes.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? BECAUSE SHE WAS A BITCH!

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Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

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Yeah Aodhans been typing up everything strting argument along with taggart

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what's worse than finding 8 babies in 1 trash can? nuclear warfare

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what do you call a black man on the moon? Kid Cudi

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Why did the the man not take acting? He wasn't good at it.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Whoevers at the door you should probably go answer it.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

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What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

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why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

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Q: John has 400 cookies, 200 hundred are chocolate chip and the rest are sugar. John eats 100 of each, what does he have now? A: Diabetes

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face? The man replies "i have a huge malignant tumor in my chin"

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Knock Knock Whos there? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour who? Wait aren't you the one who's supposed to supposed tell the punchline? Oh Yeah

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My brother found snow in his hair from last year... only people who know me know this joke!!haha -sopie

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What is green with wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

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yeah..

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If life gives you lemons, you shoud be thankful it didn't give you AIDS.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pancakes Ouch! That hurt!

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