What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Q: a blonde, a brunette, and redhead jump off a cliff, which one hits the ground first? A: Most likely the one that weighs more

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Wanna know what my grandma said before she kicked the bucket? Hey grandson, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?

thumb_up thumb_down -14

a ghost walks into a bar and sais BOO! The bartender then yelded AAAAHHH! and died of a hart attack.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

What's older than history? Pre-history.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

hi

thumb_up thumb_down -34

How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

thumb_up thumb_down -66

Why did people spend $100 on Kanye West's plain white T- shirt? Because it was a good looking T-shirt.

thumb_up thumb_down -112

When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

thumb_up thumb_down -138

What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

thumb_up thumb_down +121

Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

thumb_up thumb_down +121

Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

thumb_up thumb_down +43

What's the difference between a monkey wrench and a snow cone? A lot.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

What did the the policeman say to the band member who trashed a hotel room? "You're under arrest" The band member replied "Well, you're under a vest" The policeman reiterates that this isn't the time to be making any jokes and that vandalism is a very serious offence

thumb_up thumb_down +25

why did the lion get lost? because the jungle is massive.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

finding nemo didnt make sense how could a shark go on a no fish diet

thumb_up thumb_down -1

I saw a man one day i saw him the next day and the next and the next i didn't see him ever again

thumb_up thumb_down -5

how do you warm someone up? you set their house on fire.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Your mom walks into a bar.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Andrew: who's better at football, Peyton Manning or Tom Brady? Thomas: ur mom

thumb_up thumb_down -27

what is faster than a cheetah? i dont know what? if i knew why would i be asking..

thumb_up thumb_down -29

What did little Jimmy say when he met God ? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops