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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

What do the holocaust and 9/11 have in common? They were both terrible tragedies that people will look back upon in sadness for years.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

a black guy walks into a fast food place.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

the jokes are repetitive on this site

What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

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